Wild Wild West

Welcome to the wild wild west, where the clay pigeons never get shot, and people are funny dressed. Most of us aint never held a gun, so trying to act western was prety darn fun. Todd looked pretty sexy in his cowboy getup, my 90 pound sister couldn't even hold the gun up. The gun was loud, heavy and hurt my shoulder real bad, huntin, campin or shootin is nothing I ever learned from my dad. Now my in-laws theres a different story, I was forced to go camping last year I through a fit and went home early. So if you are lookin for a buddy to go out shoot em' up wit, don't call up a Sutton -just cause we live in archer doesn't mean we can shoot worth a shiznit.

this is Todds contribution to the blog. Yesterday while we were on the phone we reinacted the whole conversation, Todd was yelling "BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER", in the library, he said he got some pretty funny looks, but there were a few people around that were laughing because they obviously had seen the episode.

You know you are married when

You know you are married when you wear these types of shoes with socks in public. Seriously, how did it come to this?

Fire? 911? New Kitchen? Sweet!

That is one voice mail you don't get everyday. I'm typing the exact wording of the message."Hi Suzy it's Brynne (the renters of the town home that Todd and I own) umm we are standing outside of your house and the firemen are in there. Um I'm so sorry but we had an accident while cooking with oil in your kitchen, they won't let us go back in because it is still like in flames and really smoky, but don't worry every things perfectly fine. Call us back." Ha ha, I love a few things about this message. Number one I love the details about the flames--- I probably would have been a little less freaked out without envisioning flames coming from the place Todd and I made memories the first year of lives, not to mention all the money we saved to buy it(with my dads help of course). #2 Don't worry everything is PERFECTLY fine. Yep, everything is great with the "firemen" and the"flaming", "smoking" house of yours that's going to burn down. Awesome. Anyways I called her back 9 hours later after my shift ended and I got the message, she went on to tell me that everything is basically ruined in the kitchen stove-cabinets--fridge--ceiling--dishwasher, but the fire was"pretty much" contained to there. But, Todd and I are completely stoked about it, because they had insurance, we had insurance so we are covered and plus we had alot of updates we wanted to do, so now is the perfect time... or mandatory time to do them. So I'm picturing laminate flooring, stainless steel appliances,nice cabinets, nice counters, new carpet everywhere (the restoration dude said we'd need all new carpets). Anyways I'm pumped, now I'm just feeling super bad for our renters. We truly love them, they are the best tenants anyone could ask for (minus the whole catching the house on fire thing). No big deal right?

Dead Man and Jazz Fans

You guessed it, it was Todds turn to be in charge of theme night. So we went to opening Jazz game, it was so fun. We'll share a few highlites from the game. #5 the freaky bear mascot was shooting t-shirts into the crowd with one of those poweful tshirt shooter guns and he accidentally shot a t-shirt at one of his coworkers standing right by him and it nailed him right in the privates (yes,another reason to fear mascots). #4 A man died a few rows in front of us. Honestly, he DIED they carried him out dead as a doornail. He was a very old obese man, I'm guessing his size mixed with excitement from the game just did him in, so that was wierd. #3 we got free chalupas from TacoBell because the Jazz got 5 blocks. #2There was a drunk old man with a long white mullet dancing like Beyonce in front of us. And #1 Todd and I took turns of dancing every time a song came on. Todds got MAD dancing skills don't you think. oh p.s work has been going great since my trauma day, I love it again.